The next evening, to my horror, I found Mum had made my bed, I remembered her thong would have still have been in it. Panicked, I checked the room, an... found them, neatly folded under my pillow. The game had started again.My girlfriend and I had got to the stage of making each other cum; Mum's constant teasing made me randy all the time. If she wore a sleep tee-shirt, she would lean forward so I could see her breasts swing, or bend over showing me she had no knickers on. I just longed for the. I looked and saw you were on the floor with your legs wide open and the naked bottom of a boy moving hard and fast on top of you. The other three stood around you with their pants down and erect cocks. I could only see their bums and not their faces. “After twenty minutes or so some boy shouted, ‘Gustav what are you doing there. You can bang Inge any day but today is Ulla’s day.’ To my utter disgust, Gustav left me and moved to you. “Then I heard you say, ‘Oh Gustav you too.’ Ingrid and I were. .. whether you’re here or not.”✧ ✧ ✧Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary!The husband yells, “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads: “Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever”“Yeah?” she replies. “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads: “Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last”✧ ✧ ✧Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, “And you are no good in bed either,” and. . I'll do it!"Marilyn clapped her hands and Ed ran to his smaller friend and liftedhim off the floor, spinning him around while he shouted, "Thank you!Thank you! Thank you! This is going to be awesome!"After three turns, Ed dropped John to the ground and gave him a bighug. When the hug broke, he leaned John backwards in the classic'damsel' pose and planted a long kiss on his lips."What the fuck!" John shouted as Ed raised him back to a standingposition."Now, it won't be awkward when we have to.