You knew what they were planning and when. That’s why you were off last week.”“Oh my God. You?”“Careful Ben, you are getting into areas that...it would be better if you didn’t know anything about,” I replied.The conversation ended when Troy called and asked if I could come to the Oval Office.“OK, I will be right up,” I replied into the phone.“Gentleman, I need to go upstairs, you will have to excuse me,” I said as I stood and closed the folder.In the Oval Office there were three Senators from the. I start to think of girls at my school naked but something about them seems unsatisfying and boring. Then suddenly my mind shifts to the camping trip of 2006. And how we were rained on. I remember watching my mother take off her wet clothes in the tent in front of me. Her size 36DD breasts hanging there in plain sight. Her pants being pulled down to reveal her bare behind and thick hips and thighs, ripe for bearing a child. And finally her black bushy patch in between her thighs, glistening. .. Now, as a grown up, it just feels like a small vacation...My people skills are just fine. It’s my tolerance of idiots that needs working on.If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would’ve put them on my knees.The kids text me “plz” which is shorter than please. I text back “no” which is shorter than “yes.”I’m going to retire and live off of my savings. Not sure what I’ll do the second week.Even duct tape can’t fix stupid ... but it can muffle the sound!Why do I have to press one for English. Aye but you want the booze dont you? So whos willing to pay? the man laughed. I am, one man said and threw a quarter over a desk. He had a badly shaven beard and a dirty hair and he gazed at Dorothy with a mad light in his eyes that made her shiver and want to run. Soon other people began giving quarters and shortly after the money was ready. And Dorothy did her part, she removed her clothes for short period of time, took the liquor and quickly got dressed before she was laughed out of the.