He just shrugged. "I hate that school."Sophia's nostrils flared. What horrible timing it had been because then Ramon, Oscar's father walked in from wo...k. He looked tired. He was a carwash man down at the Rep Carpet Carwash."What's going on?" He asked concerned when he saw his wife and son in a serious mood."You're SON has been skipping school! I mean school just started this week for crying out loud! And then I ask him and he just says 'I hate that school.' Can you believe that Ramon?"Ramon. I used that half hour to put my ass as far away from the tourist town as possible.I decided to get back to the Country Store just as fast as I could. I also decided that if I needed to call the cops from now on, I would do it from a pay phone where I could lie without anyone looking for me. I broke out in a laugh about ten miles from home. I said out loud, "My life is filled with lies and some day I'm going to get confused and wind up back in the slammer, but it definitely ain't boring."When I. Yeh sun kar mera dil ki dhadkan tez ho gayiPhir attendent ne mujhe dekhte hua pucha ki madam kitna size fit aata hai aapka.Main moun khadi dekhti rahi.Main kuch keh nahi pa rahi thi.Toh sasur ne kaha bata do anu.Toh meine dheeme aawaz mein kaha.Uppar 32 nicche 36 aur niche dekhne lagi.Sasur ki nazrein meri chaati aur chuttr ko phar2 kar dekh rahi thiPhir attendent ne kuch lingieri dikhyi to sasur ne kaha yeh tooh thick hai.Magar bitches mein jaate waqt pehntein hai naa dhaaga wala jisi kamar ke. .damnit,I couldn't be arsed,what was it called?...going commando,yeah I'd go commando,lol.Just as I left me bedroom mam called up, "Bring the laundry hamper down will you?" Oh for christ's sake,what was I,her sodding slave? Muttering to myself I detoured to the bedroom & there it was again,that smell! Well I couldn't help meself could I? I lifted the lid & there they were,my dad's soiled undies.Goes without saying that me knob stiffened up.I picked them out of the hamper & shoved me nose in the.