..we rised to the surface again and i told her it would be nice if we had a little swim she agreed....i went out of the water pulled me t-shirt over m... head and was returning to the water....when alisha asked me to get out of my pants also...she pulled her t-shirt over her head revealin the bra...i couldnt turn my eyes away from her.....breast.....and then she jumped out of her skirt....the pink bikinis....i was excited with her looks...and she told me what i was waiting for....get out of your. I don't approve of political jokes, I've seen too many of them get elected.10. There are two sides to every divorce, his and the shithead bitch's - opps I mean witch's.11. I love being married, it's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.12. I am a nobody and nobody is perfect, therefore, I am perfect.13. Every day I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.14. How come we choose from just two people to run for. About a month later I came home to find that they had had a delivery of paving slabs and sand delivered that had been dumped on the pavement, William was at work and Rachel was trying to move the slabs by herself “here is my chance” I thought, so I trotted across and offered my assistance, in no time at all I had them and the sand safely stored at the side of their house though I was now dirty and sweaty she thanked me with a hug and one of William’s cans of beer, “He is supposed to be doing. “Not likely to happen again anytime soon,” she thought. Nevertheless, the memory of that night kept echoing through her head, details moving in and out of focus as she bustled about, making sure she had everything. Suddenly several thoughts coalesced into one; she was at least as horny and frustrated as she was tired. But it was somewhere around 0200, so there was nowhere to go even if she wanted to find a casual partner, and she was damned if she was going to booty-call Nick, let alone Craig..