Locked.When he finally came out, he was wrapped in a towel and looking sheepish. "Uh, McElroy," Last night it had been 'oh Alex'. "uh, look. 'bout —...about — uh..." Dude, save it. You ain't Out an' I ain't either. If you think Ima be the love of yo' life, get over it." He looked stunned. "I ain't sayin' we can't, y'know, hit in on the down low every once in a while. But if you lookin' for uh boyfriend or some shit, it ain't me. Cool?" Uhh..."I went into the bathroom before he could get any. Placed them on the dresser and then crawled in the bed next to her. I kissed her on the cheek just like I did almost every night of our five year marriage. I picked up the clicker and turned on the evening news.I sighed. I was back home. I had clicked the heels of my ruby slippers and I was back in Kansas and all was as it should be.I slept like a log and was startled by the alarm when it went off next to me. I reached over and pressed the off button and swung my feet out and on to the floor. I. Putting on my shirt I noticed what looked like a nicotine patch on my arm. I must've put it on fresh or it would have fallen off in the shower. Confused, I left it there. Why? I don't know, I mean, why would I need a nicotine patch? With my shirt on, I forgot all about it. I returned to the bedroom. Mandy was sitting on the bed with a half finished cigarette in her hands. Ugh, before she even wakes up fully she's inhaling that stinking, dirty weed! Hang on? Mandy doesn't smoke! . Violating either rule usually results in instant dismissal.I had determined almost immediately the young girl wasn’t possessed. But I reckoned there was no harm in putting on a show for the parents – see Vatican rule one. About halfway through the girl started seizing and I realised it wasn’t due to demonic possession but a serious epileptic fit. I aborted the exorcism and called an ambulance. Having broken both rules, I was summarily defrocked and dismissed and they repossessed my company BMW..