THE IRATE CUSTOMERFor all of you out there who’ve had to deal with an irate customer, this one is for you. It’s a classic! In tribute to those ‘...pecial’ customers we all love! An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in Denver for being smart and funny, and making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo.A crowded United flight was cancelled. A single agent was rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travellers. Suddenly an angry passenger. She looked in the mirror. “Not bad”, she thought, “for a 38 year old. Probably a little plumper than need to be but pleasantly rounded with bumps in the right places.” It was a few minutes ago that her husband Peter, Vicar of St Mathews, had dropped her off at her sister’s. Normally she would help her husband with the arrangements for weddings but today was different. Today, Peter was officiating at the marriage of her old flame, Percy, to some young tart he had picked up over the last month.. Turned off the stupid highway like... 20 minutes ago' Sarah sighed as she turned right then left. The roads were like a maze.'Sarah what are you like!' her friend shrieked down the phone. It was true. She did think of herself as super unpredictable. It was part of what she imagined her friends liked about her.'Cindy, that bitch. She was saying there was a cut-through here. FYI, I just have to get a new dress for the weekend'.'Well where are you?''I cut through Mellowfield on 2nd'.'That's Ghetto. I could even feel my cock getting harder by the second. And since I could hardly wait to try it, I said to her, "Yes Aunty Elsie --- but you will have to show me how." So she cuddled me up in her arms again and then whispered in my ear, "oh sweetie --- this is going to be so exciting for me --- and I'm so horny right now." So she started by explaining that I need to be very gentle and not rush when I'm giving a woman oral sex. Give her lots of foreplay first, kissing her all over her body.