Bang ... bang ... bang”“What the fucking hell is going on?” I muttered. I’d just walked into the bank. Looking up from my phone I discovered a...solid wall where the teller windows should be, and swinging around I found the entrance door was now blocked by a solid shutter.Yelling and screaming caught my attention next.Then two very loud bangs - I knew that they were gun shots.“Oh fuck” I gasped “This is not good”.Then I saw him. A short bald-headed guy in the middle of the floor who was waving a. I interviewed the woman that captured and killed the specimen that the Fish and Wildlife Service now has, and she was not very helpful, and certainly not very sympathetic."In fact, she was downright hysterical. That woman didn't like snakes. Her little daughter was actually more helpful about what had happened, but it didn't help matters any."The chances of another one turning up before the snakes go into hibernation is now very limited. The weather is cooling a bit, and fewer specimens of any. I reached down to pick up the bikinibottom. "Stop!" Kevin snapped. "Did I say you could get dressed yet?" I shook my head no. My face flushed with a combination of bothrage and shame. "Can I get dressed?" Kevin gave a sardonic grin. "Beg me." If I hadn't thought that he would use the ring to turn me intosomething a hundred times worse than the oozing freak I was before, Iwould have tried to scratch his eyes out, but the fear of becomingsomething worse kept me in my place. "May I please. As fate would have it, no more would be needed. As Ed was washing his hands he was startled to feel hands on his shoulders. He was just about to lay some queer out to turn around and see the gorgeous green eyes of his new lady friend, Tammi. He said, "What the...?" as her finger found his lips to tell him to hush. In a hushed voice Tammi says, "How can a man your age go to a comedy show with all of that built up tension?" "What tension?" "The tension of being your age and still being a virgin.".