Her service was for women only and she carefully screened all her clients. Usually you escorted them to dinners, plays and social functions. She said...these women generally do not like men and prefer socializing with younger middle-age women. I signed on for the job and my first “date” was with Melanie a 65 year old petite blond. We went to dinner and the ballet. I am great conversationalist and she was very interesting. I made $200.00 in just four hours just for having dinner. My next dates. I have no idea how much I ejaculated but Kelly sucked down and swallowed every drop. Damn! My sex goddess had just given me the most extraordinary orgasm of my life! It took quite a while for me to recover. When I was aware again Kelly was lying beside me running her sticky fingers through my chest hair. I hugged her with one arm as she raised up to kiss me. I loved what she had just done to/for me.But I had to ask: “How was your strawberry creampie?” We laughed so hard we almost fell off the. Down at the garden shed I checked out the mechanics of placing it on top of a door; of the bucket's trajectory and of the spread of its contents until I'd got it all sorted out to ensure success.Then, satisfied, I waited for the appropriate day and time.It was Monday night; Tuesday being the First of the month, so any time after midnight was fine by my books. From midnight until midday -- those are the rules for April Fool pranks, aren't they?Mum and Dad were off for a few days -- they ran. That's when I realized how attracted to him I was. After a while I began to notice myself day dreaming about him when I was at work. I would spend ages getting myself ready before each session, washing and blow drying my hair so that it was fresh and glossy, and I always wore the tightest leggings. He never seemed to notice though or if he did he didn't show it.Once I was laying on a bench, lifting small dumbbells over my head when I noticed how low he wore his pants. His hands were.