She was the heavy metal type that I always found attractive when done right and Ash certainly pulled off the look.We were an odd bunch to say the leas... but we were always there for each other, they were all close friends when I moved here and accepted me into the group quickly. "Happy Birthday John" the girls said in unison, I could almost feel there happiness radiating off them, "Thanks, how are you all then?" I said with a smile as we continued walking.We made small talk with each other as we. I even thought about going to a counselor to work it out.” “Did you?” “No, I just did my best to let it ride.” “Did you tell mom?” “WHAT?! God, no! She'd have gone and reported me for even thinking it...” “I'm glad you didn't tell anyone, Daddy. 'Cuz I want it. I want you. An', maybe not at eight, but I wanted to do sex with you every since I knew what 'thingies' and 'pee-pees' were for.” “If that's so, why didn't you ever tell me?” ”Cuz I was scared I was weird for wanting to do. Of course he didn’t answer; its Saturday afternoon, and he has caller ID! Alright, alright…the old man will blow a gasket if someone isn’t out there…give me an hour or so…yeah, right. Later.”“I heard,” she said. I started to take off the panties feeling kind of cheated when she said, “What are you doing? I didn’t tell you to take those off Andrea!” “…but.” “But, nothing. You are Andrea now, if the outside world intervenes... that on the fates. You may remove the wig though.” I took the wig off. Rinsing my dishes off, I turned to her. “You want some help with that?”“Nope. I know you want to watch the Bears game. So, skedaddle.”“Alright.”I went to my room to watch football as I had a decent 32-inch TV. The Bears game came on. It was a pretty decent game as the Bears won, but it was the Cowboys vs Dolphins game that was a barn burner. Because of the weather; really, how often does it snow in Dallas? It was a game that would be talked about for a long time due to the surprise ending. Just.