They have been together on more unfortunate adventures than most in the star sector. They have traveled across more space than many meteors and they h...ve fucked/been fucked by more aliens races than many can count. They are simultaneously the best and worst the Milkyway has to offer the universe. They are the S.S Futchia.These stories start when our young, plucky and vivacious Starship Captain Tirex stole a light purple party ship from her home planet and took to the stars. While there she. . you know,”The revealing blush covered even the tips of her shapely ears. “You mean you want—” her lashes fluttered in the heavy silence that ensued.“Yes, I do,” he stated, filling the quietness with more tension. “As a scientist,” what gibberish is this, McDougal? He admonished himself. There would be no red-blooded male on this planet that would have the remotest scientific curiosity where she was concerned. Not this cold or analytical in any case, least of all academic.“Samuel,” it came so. Meant to bring joy, not misery,God's commandment to multiplyIntended both fertilityAnd pleasure, but his good decreeIs overturned in same-sex sex;Dominance and submission seekNot to reproduce but to vex,Exercising power oe'r the weak.Those who preferred the oppositeSex to their own, nevertheless,Behaved as if they had not witEnough to repent and confessThe sins of those men and womenWho take only one another,Lying men with men and womenWith women, as same-sex lovers.Women strapped phalli to. He’d wonder what my problem was and blame it on my time of the month (as I say, I am shagging a jerk). He was hot and cold, and I never knew if he liked me or not. But the more hot and cold he blew, the more I liked him. The more I wanted him, the more I struggled to stop thinking about him.At some point during that year, he told me he didn’t want to ruin our friendship but there were times he just couldn’t resist me. It was then we started messaging for a little bit until it faded away again..