I wasn't offended. We talked a bit more and somewhere along the way I told her I had been left behind. "I could give you a ride home", she offered, an... that seemed like the best offer I was likely to get.We got into her car and away we went. Cindy was more or less in control of her car, but I wasn't feeling too safe. We made it the four miles to my place with no problems, and I got out and thanked her. "Are you sure you'll be all right the rest of the way?" I asked. She lived another five miles. Unfortunately I didn’t get to sit beside her, but I did get to sit across from her and out legs were constantly rubbing and I caught her sneaking a few glances at whose leg she was rubbing and every time I saw her she would give me a cute smile. So the party was starting to wind down so I called my parents to pick me up and they said they would be there shortly. After most of the guests had left I was still there and my parents called to tell me there car had broken down and they couldn’t get. I’m British so it’s important that I mention the weather: my communication skills would be zilch if I didn’t. Today the weather came up no less than four times. Firstly, Neighbour: Terrible weather! Me: And they call this the start of summer! Neighbour: Gives the flowers a chance I suppose. Later: Newsagents: Not letting up, is it? Me: Good for the flowers, though. Newsagent: Pity I’m not running a garden centre. No pleasing some folk. Luckily, though, for a while I got a bit of a rest from the. "Oh Mom! We were in love! Sure, she wasn't terribly happy with my... performance... but we loved being together! Why did she have to tell you all about it?" Now, honey, you're ruining your makeup. Look, your mascara is running. If Kaitlin hadn't confided in me, then you would have gotten married and she would have eventually begun cheating on you for her satisfaction. Now, don't give me that look, you know women have needs. I knew you had been reading those stories on... what was it called...".