.................................................Clarence was reviewing paperwork when Sarah walked in."Oh, I was contacted by the Queen's office. You...have an audiencegranted for you for tomorrow at 10:00 AM. And uhm.....it's formalballroom attire.....again." Damn it," Sarah hissed under her breath."Why is it she makes some of your meetings with her formal attire." It's just to mess with me. Now I have to get my hair done and come upwith a formal ball dress by in the morning. I think she likes. "Then I'm going to tell you something that not even my wife knows." I continued.She looked up at me with a confused yet interested look."I like to drink pee." WHAT?" was her instictive reply."I like to drink pee." I repeated, matter-of-factly. "A girlfriend in college turned me onto to what they call 'water sports', and if you pardon the pun, I developed quite a taste for it."I couldn't believe that I was sharing my deepest darkest secret fetish with the most religious person in the building,. Then there was a delivery from a online site and she taken it and told me that its going to be surprise.I laughed and we had our snacks and were talking.She then got the box which was delivered and opened it.I peeked into the box and saw a rubber dick and asked her what it is.She gave a cruel smile and told me she is going to fuck me. I was like what the fuck is happening.I rejected for that and finally I accepted because she said she will not let me to fuck her again.I became nude and she also. Just don't tell your mom or dad! They'll think I'm a bad influence! '"Everybody already knows you're a bad influence, Uncle Mark, but we all love you anyway!" Now you go slow with this stuff, Sweetie. I don't want a drunk girlfriend on my hands tonight." Oh, Uncle Mark," she scolded, slapping him on the shoulder. "Be quiet now and let's watch my movie." But he was able to discern the slight smile, and the blush that slightly colored her cheeks, even through the perfect olive complexion.She only.