Why are they telling me this? But I think I know why. They asked me about a boyfriend or a husband. Oh, shit! Her thoughts in turmoil, she looked up a... the bedroom door opened.The other wives trooped in led by Arlene. She took one look at Cramer's white face and did a U-turn. Back in the sitting room, she got ice, a glass and a coke. Returning, she poured the drink and offered it to Cramer. "Guess Mom has told you, huh?"Cramer absently took the glass, then a sip, trying to get her brain started. “At least you got to bring your girlfriend over last night,” Molly said as she turned back around.Kevin noticed an odd smile on Molly’s face when he replied. “Did you know we were here? I thought you were gone.”“Nope,” she answered, still grinning. “I was up in my room reading and decided to come down to the kitchen to get something to eat.”“I didn’t see you,” Kevin told her. He hadn’t remembered hearing her.“Of course you didn’t,” Molly said with that strange grin. “You had your mouth around. Suddenly, Ron clutched at his forearm with his free hand and screamed in pain. There was a horrible grimace of agony on his face."Ron!" Hermione screeched. Jenny clamped her hands over her mouth, and Harry scrabbled for his wand."What's the problem?" asked Ron as he calmly pulled his undamaged hand back into the compartment."Oh, Ron," said an exasperated Jenny. She'd seen entirely too many jokes like that from her brothers."You nearly scared me to death," said Hermione. She gave him a shot to. “Fuck. Well, Joseph, the rumours are certainly true.” She grinned as she stared at it disbelievingly. It’s strange the things that stay in your memory, but that was the first time that I had ever heard a teacher swear. I suppose on the grand scale of school rules that Mrs Harrison was to break that day, swearing was probably not at the top of the list, but it has always stayed with me.We had passed the point where this was just show-and-tell, but suddenly I became aware that the woman sitting.