Everyone laughed when his beautiful English teacher and aspiring novelist, Ulyssa Ipswich-Carlton, used his appellation as an example of a name an aut...or might use ‘to project the image of a simpleton drifter chewing a straw while scratching’. Dick had laughed along with everyone else of course but internally seethed and eliminated Miss Ipswich-Carlton from his short list of females he might like to date when he got older. Much later Dick’s mom wanted him to marry bright and beautiful Jessica. “Dan” he said “You look fucking hot!” I blushed an even deeper shade of red and looked to the ground, to shy to meet his eyes. I playfully twisted to the side and picked up my clothes making sure to bend at the waist giving him a great view of my backside.“Holy shit”, I said to myself, “I’m actually trying to turn on another guy”.Then a jolt of electricity ran through my body as I felt Nick’s hand touch my hip. He pulled my body toward him, now seated on the edge of the couch. I spun resting my. She then proceeded to open my trousers and take my dick out. "oh my goodness", she said "that's a big one", and started rubbing it up and down. "wow" I thought. It was really good. I was dripping of pre-cum. Suddenly she looked around if anyone was there, no one was, and lifted the blanket and got underneath and started sucking me.... In the airplane seat!!! on a full plane. I have to be honest, I didn't last very long. I tapped her on her head to let her know I was cumming. But she didn't. . butanyway, ve must have punched a small hole and body-swapped with you." Oh, well, that explains everything, then." No need to be so sardonic. The question, of course, is what happensnext." Well, can you get me back to my body?" Highly unlikely, the criminal chose your world because it lacks, well,everything, little to no magic, no psychism, retarded science thathasn't even discovered parallels, no I'm afraid that our operativeswould be reduced of their powers and would have to live as.