As he was looking around, the saleslady asked if he needed any help.He said, "Do you have any rye bread?" Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you ...ike some?"He said, "I want 5 loaves."She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves! By the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it'll be hard."He replied, "I can't believe everybody knows about this shit but me."Selling BiblesA pastor concluded that his church was getting into very serious financial troubles. While checking the church storeroom, he discovered. ‘I used Visa.’ ‘Figures.’ The old man threw up his hands and walked around to sit next to Dylan. ‘Why don’t no one use real money anymore?’ ‘Reward points?’ Dylan guessed, moving slightly to the left to make room. ‘Let me tell you something! Back in the day, when I was in my prime, I had my own money. Yes sir. My pop owned a candy store!’ The man chuckled to himself. ‘I was the envy of all my friends.’ ‘I bet,’ Dylan said, glancing at his sandwich, suddenly not feeling so hungry. He re-wrapped. I just want to look around a bit," Tati replied.The woman backed away to let Tati stroll past. Then she went back to a stool behind the counter and busied herself with some paperwork.Tati saw that the woman wasn't paying her any attention and she immediately got the urge to play her little excitement game. She walked slowly around the store as she kept an eye on the clerk and looked for anything she could grab. After several minutes, she spotted some small sets of earrings, each in a small. Of course it is worse some days than others depending on the circumstance but it is always there. But I don’t even feel that pain this morning.I’ve grown to hate my phone so much this past month. It’s the one source of communication where Tahlia has access to me 24/7. I’m never allowed to have it off and my home screen is a close up of Tahlia’s bare soles. In her words it’s a reminder of my place every time I even look at it. It also means it has to remain with me at all times, I mean I would.