The first time I realized I may really be a dirty old man ("D.O.M." for short), I was 45 and in a nightclub in Las Vegas, sort of a "disco themed" pla...e that had stages, loud music and beautiful women dancing all over the place. There was a pretty young woman dancing alone up on a stage right next to me, and the stage was at about waist-level. She was gorgeous, brunette, and about 21 years old. I remember seeing her in her cute virginal white sun-dress with slim, long legs and thinking, "I. They said ok and I left the place. I called my mom that I’m coming home. But she sounded different. She said in a sexy seductive tone “yes Dev come fast. A surprise is waiting for you” and kissed me through the phone and ended the call.I got very excited by this. I went to my home as fast as I could. I parked my bike and ranged the doorbell. Mom didn’t open the door. So I rang it another time she didn’t open it. So I had a spare key and opened the door.As I opened the door my mouth was wide. Me: mujhe girl se baat krni nhi aati h.Mam: baat krne m konsi badi baat h jese simple baat krte h vese hi kar liya kr me: but mam baat krne k alawa bhi to gf bf bohot kuch krte h vo kese karte h mujhe nhi aata is liye.Mam: bas itni si baat are ye to sab seekh jaate h buddhu.Me: but mam mujhe nhi aata h.Mam: to kya hua m sikha deti hu.Me: aap mujhe kese sikhaaogi.Mam: practical krke or kese.Me: ok mam.Mam ne mujhe apne mobile m blue film laga k di or cgange krne chali gayi me dekhta rha fir. "Look Jack, I think Jeb Baxter just invited him stay for supper," June said, as the two of them watch the Stranger dismount.They watched the Stranger shake hands with several of the men then make his way over to where the women were serving the evening food. Accepting a plate of food, he made his way over to a grassy knoll overlooking the wagon train encampment."Jack, why don't you go over and ask him to join us?" June said.A few moments later Jack was back with the Stranger in tow."June, this.