The noise caused the bear to turn, just as the wolf leapt into air and landed on the back of the bear, it was shaken off and they were face-to-face, b...th growling and intimidating. I didn’t know what to think, now the wolf was between me and the bear, but it was completely intent on the bear, its back to me.I imaged that they were cussing and calling each other all sorts of nasty names, but a fight never came. In the end, the bear backed off, looked to her cub, and retreated with the cub. I wanted to masturbate, to rip my jeans open and stroke myself right then and there. My fingers ached with the need. But there was no time for that. Not yet. There was work to be done. I walked across the room and plopped down in my high-backed leather office chair in front of my computer desk, turning on my PC. Once the operating system loaded, I opened my web browser to visit a message board dedicated to erotica, a message board that I'd discovered that my mother frequented after. " You did good. I envy you. You're so talented what with dancing and the drawing. I don't have a direction either creatively or professionally." You do though. You bring light to the darkest corners. You brought me light my love." But what... ?" Melissa giggled. "I could be a sex therapist." More than that my love. An illuminator, casting joie de vivre into dour shadows." Still, I miss painting." No more therapy needed." Yeah. I took over for you painting clown faces." You still have your. Pepsi’s ad campaign claims it will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink. This additive gives new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs and just a good old fashioned stiff drink. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of Mount & Do.JOHNNY SAYS: Daddy, how was I born?DADDY SAYS: Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room.