My darling innocent little wife then said something that blew my mind.She said, "Prove it!" Two simple little words, PROVE IT.Lori, who never once ins...igated anything kinky during our marriage, laid it all out for me.She began, "Do you want me to suck this prick and take it deep into my throat?" Well, how bad do you want it?" Will you play a nasty game with me?" Lori continued. "If you agree to my terms, I'll suck this big cock deeper than I ever have before."I was so horny at that point that I. .Here, wait just one second" She dismounted him and leaned over the side of the bed opening her bottom nightstand drawer and pulls out a fabric measuring tape. She then crawls back on the bed and turns her body to his cock. She grabs a hold of it and extends to tape from the base of his cock by his pelvis to the tip of the head. She then wraps it around his cock getting his circumference. "Just like I thought you are twice the size he is! You are 11 and 1/4" long and 5" and 2/3rds thick"She. They all looked worried, as they should have, but Lisa was to drunk to protest & the other 2 were already at the bar liquoring up.I took Lisa into the back lane behind the nightclub, shit I had a wife & 2 k**s at home, taking home an 18 year old peice of arse would not have gone down to well. I pushed Lisa up against a wall & started to kiss her neck, raising her skirt & rubbing her crotch through her panties, which were damp from a night of sweaty dancing and maybe from being a little turned. . Home of the Free!TRANSLATING WOMEN’S ENGLISHYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoWe need = I wantI’m sorry = You’ll be sorryWe need to talk = I need to complainSure, go ahead = I don’t want you toIs my bum fat? = Tell me I’m beautifulDo what you want = You’ll pay for this laterI’m not upset = Of course I’m upset, you moron!Are you listening to me? = Too late, you’re deadYou have to learn to communicate = Just agree with meBe romantic, turn out the lights = I hate my thighsYou’re so ... manly = You need.