This is going to sound pretty grim, but guys actually like it when a girl queefs during sex even though they pretend they think it's nasty." "Ew Ellie... that's disgusting! Don't tell me you've actually done it before," asked Babs. There was a long, awkward silence. "Oh, Ellie that's vile! On that note I'm going home, it's getting pretty late anyway," Faye stood up, making a farting sound as she did so. Babs clutched her belly and burst into a fit of laughter, while Ellie blushed red with. Just as I ended the call, I saw out of the corner of my eye, my new next-door neighbor’s son. I was taken back a little, but after regaining my composure, I asked what the hell he was doing in my condo! I was scolding this k** out, but he continued to approach me. I asked him how long he was standing there listening to me on the phone. As he took the phone out of my hand, he responded by saying, he had been there long enough to find out what kind of slut I really was. I was surprised that this. But Little Tony drank a lot, and was hooked on pain killers big-time. Not aspirins, either. I'm talking Percs, Oxys, morphine. Big. Time. It seems his back was fucked up, which caused constant pain. And a couple of limbs were bent. And he lost an eye, so they gave him a glass one.The thing I didn't know about glass eyes, is you don't just get one and wear it forever. They wear out. And your eye-socket changes shape, and a bunch of other shit happens that I don't know nothing about. But I know. " That may be slightly premature." How much mischief could she get into in one weekend? We've brought along a change of clothes for her. We'll wait here until you get her ready."Bullied into acquiescence, the doctor conferred with a colleague before eventually signing the release. George watched in admiration as his wife worked her magic and bent them to her will.An hour later, Amanda emerged fully dressed and beaming in delight."Am I really going home?" she asked."George, bring the car around..