It’s weird being the same age as old people.Life is like a helicopter. I don’t know how to operate a helicopter.Chocolate is God’s way of tellin... us he likes us a little bit chubby.It’s probably my age that tricks people into thinking I’m an adult.Marriage Counselor: Your wife says you never buy her flowers. Is that true?Him: To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers.Never sing in the shower! Singing leads to dancing, dancing leads to slipping, and slipping leads to paramedics seeing you. I could hear the heavy breathing of the two men who were inside me, the speed of each increased as they drew closed to their own climax, and as I came my ass tightened around the cock in me, my hips were shaking but my moan was muffled by the cock in my mouth. This earned me a groan from each of them men as they filled me simultaneously with there hot seeds, I could feel it shooting up into my ass, and swallowed again at the cum filling my mouth. Oh fuck, I think she enjoyed it! came the deep. I,instead, as a "man" would drink beer. That night, however, such amasculine drink felt very unladylike, so I preferred to open a bottle ofred wine. As we were eating, he asked me about the ceremony with Dorian.I knew the two had spoken about it. Although Achref had refused to takepart in it, he respected my wish to be sissified, and appreciated thefact that I had asked an Arab brother instead of a black man. Chattingabout the blessing of the gaff made me feel very good, and to an extenteased. Russia had tried to reunite to its Soviet States and Satellites in the early part of the century ... NATO stomped that vision into dust. Vee didn't want Berlin or any of the North Sea schools. As they wended their way south they eliminated schools as too many, too much and too cold. Too many students, too many old school academics and too friggin cold.Suddenly Lake Constance was in front of them and Switzerland on the other shore. They had eliminated 99% of the schools in Germany ... but, hey.