I said, "Morning." He said, "No, just taking a shit".2. When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that the Lord does...'t work that way, so I stole a bike and asked him to forgive me.The Stuttering CatA teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students."Human beings are the only animals that stutter," she says.A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered."The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl. After a periodof kissing and feeling each other we made it to her bed."I want you to start on my nipples and suck me all the way to my pussy.And don't be gentle, I like hard rough sex. I want 3 orgasms in yourmouth before I fuck you. There's a tampon in my pussy, but not to worry,it's there because of my weak bladder. Take it out with your teeth andhold it in your mouth until we're done... And drink all of me, everydrop."When I finally made it to her pussy the tampon was soaked with her. She looked haggard.Elaine's appearance surprised Béla. As she stuck out her tongue to lick at a streak of sticky, almost dried blood, she realized that her own skin felt like it had been licked clean, rather than washed with soap and water. Evidently Elaine had been very busy while Béla had been unconscious.'I hope you enjoyed yourself, you sexy brat! Next time, wake me up!'Elaine was dreaming, so Béla decided to just lie there and listen to her sister's thoughts. She hoped she was dreaming of. “Give me your bacon.” she demanded, balls of fists resting on her hips.Not bothering to look up at her, I hissed, “Go away.” and picked up a slice of her goal.“I’ll make your life miserable.” she threatened, “Now give me the damn bacon.”“At least I’ll have bacon to enjoy.” I whispered, and shoved the whole piece in my mouth.“Oh hell no you didn’t bitch!” she exclaimed, “You’re going to pay for that!”I stood up and faced her, tilting my head to the side. “Let me guess, you have friends that will.