. blond... built... better looking than me. I think he's sleeping with her too." Eye candy," said Jeff, looking disgusted. "He's nuts. You're a fascin...ting woman, and I think you're beautiful." You're sweet," she said. "But I know I'm not beautiful in that way. I don't do well in big crowds either. I'm not... chatty. I don't flirt." So?" said Jeff. "I still don't get it. What does this have to do with Melanie?" You said her father's wealthy," said Roberta patiently. "And she's... eye. By the time Jeff reached amirror, the image that stared back at him was an exact replica of the girl inthe photo, right down to the mesmerizing green eyes.Jeff reached a hand to his face and marveled at the texture. Soft, smooth, nobumps or pockmarks. He shivered at the full realization of histransformation.Even his clothes had transformed. The jeans he wore were now girl's jeansthat accented his full hips. His shirt had transformed into a girl's cottonblouse, but remained unbuttoned, exposing. "No, but I'll keep you in mind next time I see my boss. Seriously, though, we're out of firewood." I pointed to the small metal rack next to the fireplace, along with the lone piece of wood sitting on it."Naah, I think I'll let you do the masculine, grunty chores." She stood, and stretched in a motion that showed off the exquisite lines of her body."Okay, suits me fine, when you're the one freezing your ass off out here tonight." I stood as well, heading for the front door."Ok, twist my arm.". "Just don't try anything funny," shesaid, with a laugh."I spent last Saturday registering. The last thing I want rightnow is to get near any woman," he said, with a laugh.Jeff rolled his eyes. "Maybe we should just get a table for twoand let these boring married types talk to each other."I brushed his arm. "There'll be plenty of time for that later,if I so choose. Relax."Lisa choked on her drink, and we all turned. "Sorry," she said."Wrong pipe. Right, Jessica? Wrong pipe?" OK. OK. So long as.