. and sort of fat... and very familiar.When I am presented with undeniable evidence, I will admit that I am wrong. I was wrong about the Dark Lord’s...two big, fat helpers. Tweedledee and Tweedledum weren’t eunuchs. In fact, they both were sporting big, fat erections. There pricks were more than average in length and more than average in girth.“Hi, boys,” I said, trying to sound glib, “do you often swim these waters?”They may have somehow sprouted pricks, but they hadn’t gotten any more. She even held her breath, craning her ears to hear Simon’s ultimate verdict.“That’s hot,” he said.Mercedes breathed a sigh of relief, which became a quivering whimper when Stacey got right back into rubbing her nipples. “S-So, you don’t mind?”“Hell no,” he said. “I just mind I didn’t get to see i—” Some noise rumbled in the background. “Oh shit, dad’s home. I’ll call you in a couple hours, okay, babe?”“Don’t keep me waiting.” Mercedes hung up and set aside her phone, then slowly twisted to look. Missed the intimacy of this. She lay for a long while, their arms around one another. Finally she drifted to sleep and felt her body relax completely. When she awoke, the sun was coming up. Marissa was on the far side of the bed, her longs limbs spanning parts of the bed, their thighs touching. She felt the loss of her warmth immediately and more importantly, she missed her. She felt tears come to her eyes and she sat up, sliding to the edge of the bed. She shouldn't have slept in her bed. It. I start tickling her more when she says, “DW your name is DW.”I stop tickling her and say, “I’m your husband and I love you.”“I’m your wife and I love you,” she says as we start making out on the front lawn.I don’t know how long we’re going at it when I hear Stephanie say, “it’s about time you two realized you were meant for each other.”Rachael and I look up and see Stephanie and Sam standing there.We scramble to our feet and hear Sam say, “you guys are engaged” pointing at the rings.Stephanie.