I just got out of the service and she was a senior in college. We had a mutual friend set us up. I wasn't big on blind dates but I was like well it'... been awhile since I was in the service and always in the field. She came to my door that night at my apartment to pick me up. We were going to go meet up with some people at a bar on campus. When I opened the door to let her in we chatted for a few minutes and left. As we were walking down the stairs I noticed she had a thong on. She wasn't. "Where the fuck is Robbie?" Alice said out loud, gasping as the liquid magma scorched her throat and Hugo shrugged."Probably getting some wank mags," he replied and pushed back on the threadbare sofa. "He said he might." He'll want a fuck then," she replied matter-of-factly, alluding to the fact that her boyfriend had a very powerful sex drive and knew that the pornographic magazines would make him want satisfaction later.Robert yelled the moment he entered the room. "Ya door was open," he. HER NAME WAS ELSA, I THOUGHT SHE WAS ABOUT 50 BUT LATER ON I FOUND OUT SHE WAS IN FACT 64. WE MET AT A FUNCTION ON THE ESTATE AND WE GOT CHATTING OVER DRINKS, TALKING OPENLY ABOUT ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING. ELSA WAS WEARING A VERY TIGHT BLACK SKIRT WITH A TIGHT BLACK SATIN BLOUSE AND BEAUTIFUL BLACK HIGH HEELS. SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS A WIDOW AND HAD BEEN LIVING HERE FOR APPROX 2 YEARS. SHE HAD A FEW LOVERS BUT WAS YEARNING FOR SOMETHING DIFFRENT AND EXCITING AND THATS WHEN I SAID TO HER, I'LL GIVE. ‘You’re awfully awake for this time of morning. And you haven’t even had any coffee.’ ‘Ah. I wake up quickly, and I normally don’t drink coffee. It has to be a really tough morning before I’ll drink any. I’m more of a tea drinker.’ Mark groaned. ‘You don’t drink coffee? How do you function?’ Alex laughed at him and said with a suggestive tone, ‘I don’t know, honey. How do I function?’ ‘Keep talking like that, and I’m turning this car around. I’ll call in sick for you!’ Mark’s voice dropped in.