Shaking myself from the dark memories of the past, I finished my beer, paid my tab and headed for the door. Carl was waiting outside by my truck with...a few of our coworkers and several women. None of them really caught my eye and most had been hanging on to one of the other guys the whole night. That is until I heard a familiar voice."Hey, wait up!"It was Becky. She was a local girl about 25 years old and was a regular to Smokey's bar, which was the best local watering hole. She was 5'5. If your number is drawn from the bucket, you will be exposed to a new experience, some pleasant and some not so pleasant. However, each will be entertaining for the rest of the guests." Grandma went on to explain: "Each of you had the opportunity to leave earlier, but chose to stay and actively participate in tonight's events. None of these is intended to be fatal, but if it happens, so be it. Life is full of risks, and this is just another risk. If you happen to die, your body will be put to. He worked assuring his guests had a pleasant vacation from sun up to sun set. He was too tired at the end of the day to even dream. Without the terrible dreams, he slept the sleep of the just.One day Percy was having his weekly breakfast at the diner in town when the Rabbi Feldman and Father Dolan sat down at his table. After the initial greeting, the Rabbi started, "Percy we need a favor from you. We need you to be a best man at an upcoming wedding." Boy are you two dragging the bottom of the. When my husband died, I thought I would be content with my hobbies, going out with girlfriends, but lately getting through the day – and nights - not even speaking to anyone, is just getting me down.’‘Well, as to the intimate stuff, us men do not improve with age Susan our virility does declines and tails off. But as for ladies, I found that they as they get older, they have absolutely zero interest in any intimacy at all’.‘Really, Paul? You are an attractive man, surely you’ve had lots of lady.