But it worked. I'mDebbie. Are you here to buy something or here to establish a policerecord?" I'll have one of everything."Kinny checked his specs. "S...ven hundred and seventy-three dollars." You're fucking me." Not today. Not in this lifetime."He smiled. Dumped the rest of Kinny's tips in the tip jar. "Coffee.Americano. Black and bitter." Size?" Kinny smiled."Extra large." We have wee, very wee...." Kinny held fingers a few centimeters apart."And microscopic."The man laughed. "I like you. Give. It wasn't long before Rob hooked up with both women. Both Patricia and Priya knew he had been with the other but instead of making him break it off with the other it became another contest who could win him over in the sack. Rob was loving it. He had a hard time keeping his schedule straight. It wasn't long before he got the dates confused and the ladies ended up at his door at the same time. He found them face to face trying to stare each other down. Neither was going to leave tonight. It was. There he was sitting with his mouth wide open. “You cannot be the person who went inside”, he said. “You are truly beautiful. Come here come sit next to me.” And I went. He started kissing me slowly all over my face and neck. I was enjoying myself immensely. His one hand was constantly fondling my nipple and pinching it through the blouse. He gently removed the pallu of the sari and pushed me down on the sofa.He was over me and licking my neck and the little cleavage. He slowly went down and. The bird appeared healthy; it looked around, and seemed perfectly normal.After a few days in his new home, the bird began to speak. “Polly want a cracker”, etcetera, you know, the usual stuff.Time passed, and the bird began to swear. And swear, and swear. The new owner, a firefighter, was no stranger to Anglo Saxon turns of phrase, but, Lawsey! This bird knew some curses!The firefighter tried reasoning with the bird, and, for his trouble, was invited to have carnal knowledge of a goat.He tried.