Meri is baat par wo muskurayen aur aram se bool kar kaha tumm bohat zidi ho aur khamosh ho gayi phir maine kaha ke soch rahi hain tu meri tarf daikh k...r sharma kar boleen jo tumne pucha hai bus phir dosto maine ek 2 dafa aur pucha tu wo btane lag pari ke aise aise karna aur aise aise karna bari lambi baat hai apko zara choti hi bata raha hun bhabhi ne jab saari bat batai tu wo khud bhi sex apeal ko cacth kar rahi theen aur unki awaz bhi kafi meethi ho gayi thi unki saari baat sun kar maine hans. These Mind bogglers are compliments of squaddie117‎Read these using pure logic, no common sense, a pinch of salt, leave your brains in neutral and try not to run on the freeway afterwards :).A bullet cannot hit a man running away.By the time the bullet has reached the man’s point of departure, the man has retreated.The bullet then has to cover that extra distance but finds the man has retreated further.It covers that distance too, only to find that again the man is not there.And so on and so. I dried my hands off as quickly as I could and the person was still knocking on the door when I opened it. That’s when this cute little babe came flying into the bathroom with me, lifted her mini skirt up to her waist, dropped her panties to her ankles, and then squatted down on the toilet seat. All while I was standing there holding the door open.She finally looked up at me and said, “Would you mind closing the door? Please!”So I closed the door but I stayed inside the bathroom with her. She. She likes to feel that she still has it, and with those boobs of hers every guy comes sniffing around her." I know and I hate it," I muttered. "I never said anything because it makes her happy, but god damn it, I should be enough for her. She shouldn't have to be letting other guys sniff around her. So what happened, this guy decided he wanted more than a sniff and drugged her or something?" No, he's way too slick for something that crude," she said. "It was a fucking seduction, Rob. I won't.