Good for you!21-30: You get offended whenever people call you vanilla, because you know you’re open-minded. You’ll try MOST things, but not everyt...ing. You definitely aren’t porn star material, but you’re still a lot of fun to fuck.31-40: You’re kinky AF. You’re the type of person your friends go to when they need sex advice, because you’ll try anything once (but most likely, it’ll happen at least two or three times).41-50: You couldn’t survive without sex. You love it. And, because of all of. I on the other hand, see a deeper beauty in the wizened wrinkles, as I look up into the tortured and unbelieving face staring back down as my lips and tongue smooth the wrinkles from his cock inside the warmth of my eager mouth, and the silky softness of his scrotum brushing my chin and resting on my face. My pussy is a gender free zone, has never been age restricted, and always willing, if my brain has been aroused, to invite inside to feel my warmth and appreciation, to the point of, ‘Oh’s’. Don’t worry about mattresses and extra bedding. It’s just one night. We’ll just make do in the double. We can go top to tail. I do it all the time with my brother. If that’s alright with you Frank?” Alright? My cock was bursting out of my dressing gown. Alright? What the fuck was I supposed to say? I didn’t need to. Mother stepped in. “Oh Johann, that is so kind. Thank you. I know it’s not ideal but it would so help me out of a spot. Thank you.“ So that was it then. The day passed. ?Oh! Jesus! I am sorry!?Her apology and rapid withdrawal from the open doorway on seeing me naked was quickly stifled by Steph.?No, no, Kate! Come in. You need to see what this bastard has been doing!?Still Kate was a bit dubious about entering the room with me being naked. She probably thought she had walked into Steph and I doing something sexual. All the same, she did give my nude body a good quick check up and let her eyes linger on my cock as she grasped the tension in the air. ?Done.