. I named him Stay. It’s fun to call him...”Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!” He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing.-- Steven...WrightWhen will all the rhetorical questions end?We have mileage, yardage and footage. Why don’t we have inchage?Bumper Sticker:If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.The other day, I was walking my dog around my building ... on the ledge. Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.-- Steven WrightStudies show that. And that wasn't limited to sniffing panties either. On a few occasions he had snuck into Elle's bedroom and, being very careful not to disturb anything, he had opened her bedside table drawers and nosed around looking for her secret things.On one of those occasions, he had found, in the lower drawer, wrapped in a brown face cloth, a magenta colored vibrator in the shape of a dick, that just happened to match his own length and girth. He had wasted no time freeing himself from his pants and,. They each washed the other off, rinsed, and, at least twice a week, Chow sat Mimi down in a chair in the shower, and gave her a shampoo. He loved the feel of her long, soft hair in his hands, and, just as much, drying it setting it, and brushing it out. HE had picked out a shampoo to use on her, and it made it feel like silk. He would put the conditioner in, massage it into her scalp, and treat it like the best thing he had ever found. He was in love with his sister, as she was in love with. I kept getting up and going out to the kitchen so I could check her out on the way back. Her body in those tights was a sight to behold. There were very nice cleavage and nipple impressions in the thin cloth that started to get me aroused.She told me that I didn't seem myself lately and she wanted to know if anything was bothering me. I told her I was fine, but then I thought of an idea to run with. "Mom, I am having problems with girls," I said. "What kind of problems?" she asked. "Well, I had.