Com were complete and total crap. I am not the best writer and this is where that will change. This is my try hard story if it is bad sorry the only t...ing you will see abused in grammar is a lot of run on sentences, but I will try to do better with this story to prove that I can do it so here it goes.Oh and p.s at least I was the first person to fucking do those stories if any of you are decent writers at all just one up me and give it to me in the comments no homo. SHAKE IT UP (intro) It was a. I very nearly lost the job the first time Chris walked into the restaurant. Brandy, the waitress there attached herself to Chris before he even sat down. She was all over him like a cheap suit. She rubbed his arm as she helped him sit down. She "accidentally," rubbed her boobs on his shoulder as she gave him a menu. She reached all the way across the table putting her ass right in his face, to get him a knife and fork. I knew that she carried silverware already wrapped up in napkins, in the. I couldn't see but it seemed to go on in layers. She appliedsome heavy false eyelashes and continued to work on my eyes. I could feelthe heavy lines. She outlined my lips and then painted many layers of acolor. She continued to study my face and made many small changes. I wasdying to see what I looked like. She fussed over, wiping off stuff,applying new colors. But she would not let me see.The doorbell stopped her action. "Don't move and don't you dare look,"she said. A quick peck on my lips. I took Kola with me, as well as Tina and Damien and Mai Woo. Thankfully every member of my party were wearing a translator unit so no one would be caught off guard if someone decided to spring a trap on us.The longhouse was eighty feet wide and at least two hundred feet long and it was lit by torches and a central hearth and it was filled with long trestle tables and benches. At the far end was a dais upon which stood a single chair. It was to that chair Daghout walked without hesitation and.