. I’m your platinum-blonde host, Jenna McCartney, and this week, I’ve come to Birmingham, to meet a real diamond, who wants to set the gold standa...d for ladies in ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’.” Jenna isn’t a platinum-blonde, it’s more a dirty blond than anything – but we’re not about to question her use of the word.We cut to inside the jewelry shop – focusing on a classy looking, slim lady with heavily styled reddish-brown hair and perfect make-up. She’s a few years past her prime, but is still. . They did, didn't they? That's why there's hash marks by some of the names. They had you more than once. That's it, isn't it?"The fight drained from me at Cindy's words of realization. My secret was now out, understood, and under examination. As many times as I had gone over this scenario, and with all the possible consequences, you'd think I'd be ready, but I never once imagined a scene like this or a reaction like this, much less the consequences. I never saw Cindy so excited. For once, I. I started fantasizing about him following me back to my dorm room after rehearsal and ravaging me. As much as I wanted that though, I couldn’t let it happen. I was engaged, and was supposed to be getting married in June of the next year. Also, if anyone found out not only would I be kicked out of school, but Mark would lose both his job at the university and his day job because he worked for the husband of our faculty advisor, Ginny. As I look back now, there was some blatant flirting going on. Rather than going into a panic, I looked at him, then I began smiling, and let out a lil laughter myself. “Yeah, yeah, I was. It’s just so big! I couldn’t believe it! How big is it? Have you ever measured it?” Then he asked, “Do you really want to know?” “Yes.” I answered. Then he said, “It’s exactly thirteen inches.”At that, my mouth dropped. I couldn’t believe that it was thirteen inches!!! The very thought of that was absolutely tantalizing. I could feel my temperature rising. My breathing.