We were going to have a nice picnic in a farm we owned. The radio was on blast and Mike and I were digging each other. Getting into some heavy petting...along the ride. We were on a long stretch of road about a two miles from the farm,when we saw her. This beautiful young woman stranded on the side of the road. I am usually not the one to pick up strangers,but there was something about this chick. Something that told me,we were going to have a very unpredictable day.I summoned Mike to slow the. She got mad and moaned loudly. The words aahhh and I was sounding like hale. Then I told her to go to back seat and she did that. Then I drove the car for few more mins because it’s not safe to put the car for a long time in a single place by the time of driving I was rubbing her pussy from her panty her panty was little wet due to her cum. Then I stop the car and went to the back seat and told her to put my penis in her mouth but she denied. I agreed because I didn’t have time for argument.. The black clad instructor went back to the wooden rack and selected a round metallic tube. It was smooth being thin at one end and thick at the other. He carefully coated it with a generous application of K Y. However Amy didn’t see this as his back blocked her vision. She wanted to ask what he was doing but she didn’t dare. She knew the rules and she dreaded the sting from the wicked cat and nine. Carefully he rubbed her anal pucker with the greased tip of the metal dildo. Amy moaned softly. Richard Byrnes, Seattle, WA3. One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct.Not more than five minutes later, I heard herReporting to the rest of the family that he hadDied of a ‘massive internal fart.’Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg4. While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, ‘How long have you been bedridden?’After a look of complete confusion she answered...‘ Why, not for about twenty years - when.