.." No, no! Of course I want to do it! It will be my pleasure!" I replied. She seemed really surprised by my answer. She told me to look inside the ja...ket's pocket. There, I found a nice looking bent briar. In the other pocket, I found a pouch of tobacco. Great! I packed the pipe layers by layers, tested the draw and searched for the matches in the pocket. I found an old lighter. She was looking at me intensely. I lit the surface of the tobacco while taking small puffs. The taste was a bit. ? As? I?d thrown Tresneracross his desk, scattering paperweights, legal pads and the like, I continued.?What a riot it would be if you got her into a hotel and then she discoveredthat she couldn?t blow you because your dickie bird is all locked up in apiercing!? It was quite comical, Tresner began cryingeven before I?d borrowed his belt for his office thrashing. After I?d given himfifty hard strokes, he?d bitten his tongue to keep from screaming to alert hisoffice mates? And then of course my. I need to get better at that one.” She moved her Knight and threatened my King, “Check.”Damn, I waited too long to castle. “Okay, I need to think about my next move anyway. Upstairs or we could do it right here?”“Right here on the couch?” She asked.“Yeah, just like a couple of horny teenagers.”She slapped my arm, “Stop it, Teddy, I’m not a teenager.” But she was smiling.I passed on the obvious punchline ’oh, you’re just horny’, knowing she would deny it, and I would have to explain that it was. ’ ‘I’ll help you with that. You can stay with us until we get something sorted. I’m coming for you now.’ ‘Are you sober?’ ‘Ah funny man. After that heart-stopping experience I now only drink very moderately. And you?’ ‘Ah funny man. I’m just out of prison, remember?’ ‘Oh yeah. We’ll get a couple of beers into you and a good steak when we get back here.’ Merton eyed his former sales manager. ‘Christ you’ve filled out, all muscle, but you need attention from a hair stylist.’ ‘I exercised in the.