” he answered as he put his arm around her affectionately.Suddenly Andrea became strangely self-conscious, She asked Mike. “Are my legs too fat?�...“What?” asked Mike confused by this almost ridiculous question, especially given that they were both totally naked.He regained his composure and sensitivity to his wife’s feelings. He answered her “No Honey, you have nice legs and besides nobody is looking at your legs. They are looking at what is between your legs.” Hearing that her vagina was the. "Not only has he calmed down and stoppedrunning amok through the house, he's now growing breasts!" Like a girl?" Edith asked."Of course like a girl. Do you understand what this means? If we continueto feed him hormones and he fully changes into a girl, then he can'tinherit any more than we can!" Mary exclaimed."Oh! That is good news," Edith smirked. "It would serve the little bratright. Why should he inherit and not us?" Exactly," Mary agreed. "Double the dose of hormones in his daily tea.Let's. When we got back Jill was sitting on the couch watching tv and just wearing her pink robe. Mom and Andy headed to the bedroom to relax. I just sat on the couch with Jill. I tried to talk to her but she didn’t want to talk about anything. So we sat quietly and watched tv. I could see that she didn’t have any thing on under her robe. She didn’t care to cover up. I started to fall asleep and she headed to the room. In the morning Mom and Andy were already gone when I got up. Jill came out of the. A man goes to the clinic and makes an appointment with an ophthalmologist and an urologist. The nurse asked, “Why do you need them both?”He replied, “Either I’ve gone color-blind, or my piss has turned blue”.These are compliments of Uncle PodgerWomen’s Revenge‘Cash, check or charge?’ I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.‘So, do you always carry your TV remote?’ I asked.‘No, ‘ she.