We don’t have any corrals for the animals, so you’ll find horses and cattle roaming around. Don’t step in the huzzanga!”Thank Kkaenyne for thi... one2011 Top 8 IdiotsNumber One IdiotI am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital.She calmed. My name was at the bottom of the list,, the list had 15 names on it. It included the 3 other guys that worked at the store, the boss/owner of the store, a couple of the customers I knew by name, and others. She came down into the room while I was looking at it. She stopped and said, "What are you doing with that?, put it DOWN". I did put it down of course, but I said.. I just saw it there and it had my name on it, wondered what the list was for. She picked up the list and stuffed it down inside. "I really don't understand how you do it, Stacey." She brushed the clip with her finger, watching it wobble, and glanced at my face. "She's so stoic." Megan looked a little disappointed."Practice," Stacey said shortly. "Now, about that other matter?" They've been asking about your friend, Michael. A warrant to search his apartment for 'contraband' crossed my desk this morning." Is he okay?" I asked before I could think. I hadn't seen him for weeks. Stacey shot me an annoyed look and the weight. "That's why the rule's there, guys. So if he drops it on purpose, they can't get a double play on the runners who are staying on their bases."I watched comprehension dawn on a couple of faces. Bobby still wasn't happy, though."But he didn't call it," he pointed out. "He's supposed to call out 'infield fly, batter's out.'" He is," I agreed. "But it's an appealable play. And you can be damned sure that if he had picked up the ball and tried to force out Rabbit at second before throwing to first,.