I had developed a massive crush on her around about Halloween. It had been seeing her in her costume that did the damage. I'd always admired her timel...ss style but this was different.For the office Halloween party Grace had gone as Cat Woman, her stunning curves clad tightly in the matte black suit. I suppose seeing her in the office at the photocopier and taking in her beauty had never crossed this line before. I somehow hadn't noticed how perfectly her honey curls fell across her breasts, the. “Why should I?”“Well it’s up to you,” I kept the smile going, “you could discuss it with your roommates, when they get here.” Frances had sorted them four to a room by year.“What about ‘Room I can’t fucking think of a name for’, then?”“You can make up the sign in Art class,” I suggested. “Don’t forget you’ll have to write it down quite a few times though, and get your roommates to agree.”“What about ‘No entry to smartass teachers‘?” she stuck her tongue out at me as we arrived.“One might come. I rolled my eyes and was on my way back up stairs when I heard Carters's voice. "And where do you think you're going?" I turned and he was standing with two glasses of white wine in his hands. I walked over and took one of the glasses. "I'm not much of a romantic." I said trying to smile. He kissed me. I stepped back. "Where the hell is Jenny?" He rolled his eyes. "She's out. Probably cheating on me... again." He downed his drink and I downed mine and we put down the glasses.I wrapped my arms. No cheating!!!!!An Aussie lady who was kind but not very well-educated was sent on her way to Heaven.Upon arrival, a concerned St Peter met her at the Pearly Gates.‘I’m sorry, ‘St Peter said; ‘But Heaven is suffering from an overload of godly souls and we have been forced to put up an Entrance Exam for new arrivals to ease the burden of Heavenly Arrivals.’‘That’s cool’ said the lady, ‘What does the Entrance Exam consist of?’‘Just three questions’ said St Peter.‘Which are?’ asked the lady.‘The.