I held my breath in anticipation, only to be disappointed when they chickened out.Two months on, our explorations had plateaued. We had gone as far as...we dare and as far as our limited experience could take us. We knew what we were doing was taboo, but it didn’t stop us.I prided myself in pleasuring you. I felt there was more, but I just didn’t know what to do or how to do it. My only option was to return to my previous source of sexual knowledge for guidance.The letter pages in my father’s. The phone rang. I picked it up. ‘Yes?’ ‘Code word please.’ ‘Sorry, who are you?’ ‘The alarm company. Please give the code word.’ ‘Sweden?’ ‘Thank you. Have you had any problems?’ ‘I’ve just bought the house. I’m moving in.’ ‘Mr Allan Jonsson?’ ‘Er, yes. What you should know is that I have transient bouts of amnesia. I have to consult a memory aid if I forget things. It delays things.’ ‘We can increase the time delay.’ ‘Please do. I don’t want a panic like that every time I come home!’ That. Who would have thought that five minutes before, her tits had been hanging out of her bra and her mouth had been wrapped around my cock lapping up the cum!"It's not really all that funny but the battleaxe wife says to the meek husband: "I want you to be as polite in bed as you are at mealtimes, do you understand?" Yes, dear," he says and when they get into bed later on he says: "I am feeling a touch randy tonight, dear, won't you please pass me the vagina?"And then I fell about the place all. Come here for a minute."Lisa came over to me and I ran my fingers through her gorgeous, soft blonde hair. “Do you know how to suck a cock?”Her face turned red and she looked down. “No. I’ve never done that before either.”"Well, I can teach you quickly. Why don't you kneel down?"She looked up at me like she wasn’t sure that she wanted to, so I put my hands on her shoulders and easily pushed her to her knees. Then as she watched, I pulled my hard cock out.“Oh god! It’s so big! I don’t think I can.