"He hesitated for a moment, letting his eyes slowly roll up from her toes. She was pretty, exquisitely so. His thoughts drifted into sordid territory ...nd he let those thoughts run as his eyes continued to roll slowly up toward her face. Oh Yes! How he'd just love to teach her a thing or two! There was danger here and he knew it all too well. One word from her and he would be in serious trouble. Yet, she needed to be taught a lesson and who else could do this better? The alarm-bells were. Not knowing where the words came from, Oscar said, “At least you didn’t offer a horse.”The Two-Sided One chuckled and said, “That’s what I like about you. You have a wonderful sense of humor.”The transformation from male to female completed. The Two- Sided One was rubbing herself between the legs, a finger dipping into the slit that hid under rolls of fat. Oscar’s erection became painful. He glanced over to the side and saw a pair of copulating rabbits. Looking back at the Two-Sided One, Oscar. Personal? It was all quickly becoming very personal for someone I had pretty much just met, but I loved his boldness and how he got right to the point. And to be honest, we had already done a lot of the small talk, getting to know you stuff—the place didn't exactly have mountains, and it took you twice as long to get to the top of a hill then to get down it, leaving a lot of room for conversation.“No, it's okay,” I replied. “I guess technically I'm bi. I'm way more into guys but I still like. Look it up. I'm surethere aren't that many Whittickers."I thumbed through the W's and quickly found the entry. There were severalWhittickers but I knew which street she lived on and there was only one onthat street. I stared at the entry. My heart was pounding and my fingertipsfelt moist. Getting to know Megan would be a dream come true. What wouldTom and Mike say? I would be the envy of everyone. But could I make thefirst move?"What are you waiting for Jamie? Call her," my sister urged."Yeah.