Call spouse from garden.6) Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse...to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.7) Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.8) Wrap cat. The wife grabs it firmly pulling Mitch forward to see her stumble recovery but our sports girl has great balance, turned sideways her arms are put horizontal and given water bottles to hold and not to drop. Several minutes pass and Mitch's strong arms tense but drop a little and from behind there is a SMACK and they lift back up level with several pants. She is told by the wife that everything she might experience she has received and it is done to please me and Mitch say's " I want to please",. "I'm going for a drink with some work colleagues," Jaq announced. This was not unusual so I settled down with a beer in front of the television.The television was not that great, I slipped in a porn movie and settled down to watch the action. At around nine thirty pm Jaq sent me a voicemail, "make sure you are wearing my panties and stockings when I get home as I have been a naughty girl."I raced upstairs and began to get myself ready. I slipped on a pair of black lacy boy shorts, rolled on. She sat on the couch and pointed at the couch, "Sissy Queen of theFairies, what is this?" I waved the toy plastic wand and said, "It is now your magic goldenChariot it gives you all of the most wonderful things in the world andcomes with a full juice bar." "Yay, and what are you Sissy Queen of the Fairies?" I blushed. This was why I didn't want to play. It was supposed to be acompliment, but it just felt like the ultimate humiliation. "I am themost beautiful Fairy in Princess Cynthia's.