"With a round of smiles and handshakes everyone headed downstairs except Dad and I. I waited, knowing he would have thought long and hard about what h... would say to me when this time came."Son, your life has led you along paths no one before you has traveled, and to places no other man before you has been. I cannot compare our lives and offer you counsel based on what I know about life. The only counsel I can offer is based on what I know of you."Dad stopped then and hugged me. I hugged him. I went to the first cabin, and while it was unoccupied at the time, a decorated Christmas tree told me I was expected. Checking my list I quickly left the appropriate items under their quaint tree, and enjoyed the still warm cocoa and cookies left on a side table. No wonder my poor gut jiggles when I laugh. With this caloric intake it is a miracle I can still get down the chimney.Back out into the cold I approached my last stop here. Upon entering I found the house to be warm and inviting.. C.-man', bone-head, or butt-head cave-man, as in the celebrity, not the former president of the u.s.a., you know as in other words 'mr.-jello-pudding-pop' being of whom I myself had last heard is practically if not possibly making that being of 'the-can' like one big picnic for he himself, but then can't really say that that could possibly become, or be the case for a one MR. R KELLY BEING OF WHOM HAD JUST RECENTLY TURNED HIMSELF INTO TO 'THE-FUZZ-MAN', & MUCH RATHER THAN INSTEAD KEEP ACTING. "I thought you weren't supposed to touch?" I asked."There's touching and touching, slag!" he snapped, "And having a quick feel of your tit isn't the sort of touching the sarge meant. Besides, aren't you being taught not to question a man?"I looked at the floor knowing that I was wrong. "Yes, sir," I replied. "Sorry sir." I should think so to. Now we need to take some photos. Come with me..." Then, placing his hand on my bottom, he escorted me out of that room and into another where a camera was.