... wellyou know" I asked plaintively. Both Shoni and Kell shrugged "go out withhim, you need to get used to it, and after all you are all woman and n...arguments - RIGHT" Kelly told me. Shonali nodded in agreement, Kell and I walked back to her house whichwas only a street away, we were talking about the coming week, which wewere going to go window shopping - a lot, also go out in Leeds citycentre a few times, Kelly apologised saying that she has to help her Mumdoing the food for the New Year. " What are you thinking?" Rick asked."I don't know," I said. "I just know I could wreck him."Rick didn't listen to me. Two days later, the word "VIRGIN" along withother nasty messages were scrawled all over Martin's locker. I watched inthe hallway as he approached it that morning, studied it carefully andthen... shrugged it off. I don't know what I pictured - him collapsing tothe ground crying, screaming to the heavens, cursing Cat's name? - butall he did was take his Bio textbook out and go to. I hadn’t actually shaved much as a guy since my facial hair never really grew in. There were tons of different products, so I picked out a pack of razors and some shaving cream.The next morning, during my routine shower and maintenance, I proceeded to shave, starting with my legs. I coated each leg in the shaving cream and carefully ran the blade along until I felt that I had gotten them smooth once again. Next, I did my underarms, then showered. After the shower, I double checked to make sure. "OK, this Arabian knight thing is hurting my head. Here's one wish youcan't screw up. "I wish you would just speak in plain Fu.. I mean justspeak plain English." And with that his voice turned to that of astuffy butler."Madame, the stories you speak of are false. I am required to grant youany wish your heart desires for the remainder of the day. As midnightstrikes, I shall be but a memory. Call them 'Cinderella Wishes' if youwant to think of them that way. Wish well."I asked him who got.