Jim treated me as if I was a woman, called me Cindy; give me compliments about how good I looked. He offered me a drink, I asked for tequila on the ro...ks. Jim said, "It is just me and Champ here, just two guys that like to have fun."Jim said, "Yes, Cindy you should know by the pictures I sent you what we enjoy/"I responded, "Yes Jim, I think I do. I have read about people and animals but never given it any thought.Jim responded, "Cindy, I know that you like to dress up as a woman and that is. He kissed the top of her head.“What’s wrong?”“F-f-f-f-father got transferred back to England. We leave on Friday morning.”The world stopped for James Olsen. The skies darkened even further. In the interest of narrative causality there should have been a roll of thunder.Jim’s mind raced. This could NOT be happening. He was going to marry this woman. She was going to be his forever. They would never be apart.Young love is so unrealistic. In his later years the more cynical Jim Olsen would laugh. Right now you're thinking this guy is no rocket scientist. And you know what? You're right. I'm the smartest guy in the room. I'm a Theoretical Physicist. I'm the guy who scares rocket scientists. I play around with concepts like String Theory, and of course my personal favorite Quantum Entanglement.One of my old teachers Professor Harry in VA once told me that Theoretical Physicists as a whole are so smart that we're stupid. He told me that our science was so heavily interred in theory that in. The next morning while sitting at the kitchen table having our morning coffee my wife said that she really enjoyed last night. I said our having sex or those three black dicks you sucked. My wife gave a sheepish smile and said it was both and that just telling me what happened made her extremely horny. My wife's next comment floored me, she said "It's a good thing I left that office right away as I needed to be fucked real bad." My response surprised my wife and me for that matter, "Do you want.