"I was just in the right place at the right time," I said non-committedly. I just knew Mom wasn't going to let this alone."It makes me very proud to k...ow these things about my son," she said. "It was more than accidentally being in the right place. It was fast action that saved that little girl." Oh, Mom. She's not that little."Really, Mom. Please don't make a big deal out of it. I'd really appreciate it if none of my friends found out about this. I don't need any more reputation. It's hard. It is true that I did not return with all the souvenirs of my contemporary travellers but did bring home a dose of the pox. A posset of mercury did the trick in curing me.In latter days I have inclined to corrupting maidens of innocent years as most stimulating to my jaded palate. I have deflowered seven maidens of an unfit age and found them most willing once induced correctly. Tis unfortunate then, that the breaking of the seal by one of such disproportionate size, causes them great pain and. "We are going to drive up near Charleston and then we are going to kayak down a river that runs along a number of magnificent plantations."She didn't seem to understand right away, so I had to explain it a little more clearly. I think she finally realized what I was saying, because she flashed me one of those big smiles. I learned that she was a doctor for a number of small villages in Russia. She informed me that she was visiting some relatives that had immigrated to America a number of years. But I couldn't resist...I had to ask her to turn around so that I could inspect her fine ass. Placing my hand firmly on her cheek and giving it a playful squeeze, I thought to myself, "Damn! I could bounce a silver dollar off those buns!" Nice and firm, just the way I like them.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- We met for the first session at a deli not far from her house.