Quite the opposite in fact. It was just that they didn’t seem very interested in him. Masturbation was one of his great pleasures in life, and at ...east it was free. Well, almost free. He had to buy his porno mags, and his porno videos, then there were the telephone sex lines which he spent so much time on. He wondered sometimes what his neighbours in this respectable area would think if they knew how he spent his time. It was alright for them, though. They all had wives or lovers. All. One day as Ilistened to the station they asked for volunteers to help plan programmes or possible even be an occasional dj though the regular record locks were professionals. I knew one of my colleagues Tom Bradshaw helped out from time to time and he had a car and was only too happy to give me a lift from base to the station. The first morning I arrived my colleague showed me around and then left me in the company of one of the most stunning blonde females I,d ever seen up till then. “Hi I,m. Two guys sat one to a couch, sharing some small talk as we walked in. They seemed almost relieved to have the interruption as they stood to greet us. “I’m Danny, one of the kitchen interns,” one of the two said. He was a few inches shorter than me, with a dark complexion, as well as dark hair and eyes. He had a small patch of hair on his chin.“I’m Red. A rope intern,” the other guy said as I shook his hand. I figured red was a nickname, given for his rust colored hair. He was an inch or two. ..“You want to watch me shave her?” he suddenly asked. “Yes,” I stammered, the question of whether I was really going to do this apparently settled. We adjourned to the bathroom where she stripped off her shorts and underwear before kneeling in the tub while he filled it with a few inches of water. She was surprisingly nonchalant as he proceeded to lather her up and ply the razor, smiling at me the whole time like we were still sitting around the table having a chat. Once she was nice and.