”;In a Non-smoking Area: “If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action.”;On a Maternity Room door: “Push. ...ush. Push.”;At a Car Dealership: “The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.”;Outside a Muffler Shop: “No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”;In a Veterinarian’s waiting room: “Be back in 5 minutes. Sit ... Stay”;At the Electric Company: “We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time. However, if you don’t, YOU will. His dress was beautiful and Iimmediately asked if I could borrow it sometime. I had just zipped himup and smoothed his dress down when mom returned with a waist cincher. My dress was hanging loosely from my shoulders, I slipped it off and momhooked the cincher around my waist and pulled the laces tight. The dressfit me perfectly after that. I had to go no further, that was the dressfor me. Beth and I stood side by side admiring ourselves in the mirror. Ourdresses were almost alike but different. ”I greeted the others. The Chief was in his chair behind his desk. The others had moved chairs in front of the desk, with space in front for me and Hanover to stand. We didn’t get chairs. I came to a position of parade rest and kept my mouth shut. Crowley started with, “I’m glad you gentlemen could join us today. I was called last night and informed that we had a riot on Deckard. I came in and discovered that, no, we didn’t have a riot, we had a block party. Channel Nine couldn’t figure it out. Passed by the shop in time to see the ongoing events. Full suits of plated mail glistening like mirrors of highest polish in the sun, the leader snorts in disgust at this show of unbridled passions. He turns to the sergeant nearby and demands this unseemly and revolting perversion of what is to be held in highest of honorable conduct&hellip,(fill in the rest with whatever pompous words such a cuckold would most likely continue with.) The sergeant tried to explain that under city laws, there is.