“Brian and I… broke up.” She seemed relieved to get the words out. “Well, he left me. I guess that’s what happened.” “What, today?” Ly...ette handed me a mirror so I could check her work. I didn’t take the slightest look. “No, no, it was a couple of weeks ago. I’ve just not been able to talk about it much.” She took the mirror back, either convinced I wasn’t going to use it, or paying no attention to my movements. “It’s been tough, I haven’t been out for a week, but I’ll get over it. I’m sorry,. My dick was pouring cum and I was about to put her on her knees and fuck the shit out of her. I opened my mouth and placed it on her ass until the door unlocked and enters her daughter! She stopped at the door with her mouth opened and her eyes open wide. “MOM,” she shouts. “What are you doing?” Her mom says, “What does it look like? I’m getting my ass eaten!” Mmmmmmmmmm mom, that looks so good, I want some too, her daughter demanded. Wait your turn! Her mom said. I set up with the taste of ass. To maine kaha ye gaddhe ka lund hai. Wo boli par maine to pahlli baar dekha hai. Main bola wo tab hi bahar nikalta hai jab gaddhi ko chodna ho. Wo boli ye chodna kya hota hai, Tabhi humne dekha gaddhe ne gaddhi ki chut sungi aur gaddhi ne thoda muta bhi jise gaddha pi gaya aur fir apne agale pair utha kar gaddhi par chad gaya, uska lund thik nishane par nahi laga to wo utar gaya aur fir chada is baar lund bilkul gaddhi ki chut par baitha aur ander gus gaya, gadhhe ne fir jhatka mara aur pura. One gets such wholesome returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact.”-- Mark TwainHow to interpret employment ads“Competitive Salary” - We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.“Join Our Fast Paced Company” - We have no time to train you.“Casual Work Atmosphere” - We don’t pay enough to expect that you will dress up.“Must be Deadline Oriented” - You will be six months behind schedule on your first day.“Some Overtime Required” - Some time each night, some.