*Clapping Anne*(*Anne-Mal) Night Mom! Thanks!(Darkside) Bye Mom! Ok, now she's gone we can really let rip!(CarrieG) Oh, enough with the canine flatule...ce, ok? Totally, like, gross! :)(Chrissy) The rumors of Axis Anne being in charge of the Allies are completely false.(*Anne-Mal) Hey I have a signed document! And how do you know, your computer was on the blink, Chrissy!(Chrissy) Eric told me! *Pulling tongues at Anne*(Darkside) I thought Jack was a little bitter about the publishing biz (rightly. ?YES? I said more loudly ?Yes I understand you? I managed to say between shaking.?Yes I understand you Mistress? she replied?Whaat? I saidSLAP her right hand hit my left face cheek.?Yes I understand mistress? I cried?Good? she said ?Looks like you can learn pretty quickly. DON’T you ever hesitate again when I ask you something? ?Yes? I repliedSLAP again on my face, the same side again.?Sorry mistress, I won’t hesitate again? I said crying, sobbing now.?That’s better bitch, you know you could. She picked out her favorite kimono, a forest-green and purple one that couldn't help but remind her of the Incredible Hulk. Not too gaudy, but probably more than a bit stereotypical. Hell, that's all they're going to see at first, anyway. A stereotype.She sashayed into the bathroom, enjoying the feel of silk on her skin. It was a clich?, but it was also true; nothing felt quite like silk. She was wearing a bra underneath, but went commando otherwise, slipping on a pair of sandals parked next to. Kuch samay baad uske baju mein ek 50 saal ka ek sardar aake baith gaya wooo motha lumba aatha kaatha aadmi tha ussne puncha aap kidar se aaye hooo woo nurse boli gaziyabad se aap mein noida se sardar puncha akeli aayi ho toh ussne answer diya yes mein akeli aaye hu sardar mann mann mein kush hogaya. Kafi samay tak who dono bathe karne laga. Sorry dosto mein sardar ka naam bathana bhulgaya uska naam tha angrej singh woo ek truck driver hai, usko muscat mein truck chalane ke nukari mil gayithi.