.. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal ... A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, but is still fat ... A r...bbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years, while a tortoise doesn’t run and does mostly nothing except eat, yet it lives for 150 years.And they tell us to exercise? I don’t think so!Now that I’m older, here’s what I’ve discovered:I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.My wild oats are mostly enjoyed with prunes and. .. well, I mean we know that you were..."Janice chuckled throatily and finished it for her."A lezzie?"Jenny nodded and helped herself to another slug from her glass.Janice smiled. "Yes, I like making it with another woman, and Don enjoys watching me and making it with the other broad at the same time. Both of us are willing to make it both ways; are you and Ian AC/DC?"Jenny managed a weak smile."I don't know. Neither of us have tried it that way, but I know Ian wants to try it; and to be. Their mommies teach them and they pass it on to their daughters," April said faux-sadly. "We didn't never get to learn 'cause we were totally born boys, y'know?" Interesting," Mree said."Yeah, like, natural girls know all kinds of stuff we don't," April said, feeling the time right to make her play. Fighting down the nervousness in her chest, she took a deep breath and carried on ? it was now or never. "Like, especially the Kama Sutra." What does that do?" All sorts of cool stuff," April. But while we were still in the getting-to-know you phase, in the interests of keeping my body under wraps and avoiding unwanted attention, I had not changed into a swimsuit and instead remained fully dressed, complete with a wide-brimmed hat and light long-sleeved overshirt.My hands fumbled at the buttons to strip off my extra clothing, but Zoey had already taken off. We had been lying out on a grassy strip alongside the lake, where there was no sandy beach to speak of and the water dropped.