**Biwi pani se bohat darti hai**Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.Friend : Acha wo kaise?Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtubmai...bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!**Dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun**Train mai aik husband apni wife say:tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hundil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dunsamnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!**one girl asked to pappu**1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?pappu :. This day was one such.When I passed Karl's house and didn't see anybody in the front-garden I decided to check out the back if there was anybody there. As I rounded the corner I saw Margareta on a deck-chair, sunning. I called her name so I wouldn't startle her, but she didn't show any response, so I stepped closer and again called her name. Still no response so I went over and stood by her side, called her name and finally lightly shook her shoulder without any response from her. I got a. ‘ It was nice to finally meet you Ms. Sirois, I have a feeling we will be seeing each other again soon.’ Jasmine was a little shocked that he was leaving so abruptly but she really wanted to call Sammi and tell her about the exciting news and she really need to go to the bathroom and cool off. No man had ever had this kind of effect on her but she was pretty sure that she would have to throw her underwear as it was soaked just form him being in the same room as her. She moved to shake his hand. Thoroughly satisfied for the moment, Alexis thought that this had been a great start to the day.Josh woke up with a start, and checked the nightstand clock. Only noon, he saw, so they had a few more hours until Lori got home. Time for one more good one, he thought. Turning to Alexis, he found her eyes open and gazing at him in a most intense way.?What?? he asked. Alexis smiled then, answering ?Oh, nothing really. I was just thinking about how well this has gone so far.??C’mon, let’s grab a.