I was out of my element and I was out of sync with the people around me. My mere presence was already causing Liz more problems than I knew myself to ...e worth. It was time for me to go home. I didn’t belong here.I had just zipped my travel bag when I felt my phone vibrating in my pocket. I pulled it out and saw a restricted number. I shook my head. I still didn’t have a phone number for Liz.I sighed and answered it.“What’s going on up there, Travis?” Liz asked.“Just stay out of it,” I said.Liz. .. Mummy will still have all herdelicious toys and scrumptious wardrobe. Ted likes the idea of me being asuper-hot cougar on the prowl. He just wants something new to spice up hislife. Eventually, I may want to move on, too... which is why your realeducation is about to begin."Charlotte reached up and gently pushed Gene down to his knees. "Now, baby,lesson one is that when Mummy is talking, you can always be using yourmouth productively... start by kissing Mummy's toes."Gene blushed again,. Shouting....crying...threatening to call the police..." "ahhaha!" "It's not funny!" "no it's not....ahahahhah!" "stop it!" "what happened then?" "he apologized, he was embarrassed, he dressed up and left my apartment" "ahahahahhah! cool!" "stop it!" "why? what did you expect?" "i don't know! that’s why i'm here! You are the expert! what would you have done in his place?" "i would have slapped you back again and again...ahahhah!" "you...you...are a..." "yeees?" "a monster!" "yes, so called. She said he looks good in a panty I mean speedo,I said which one she said both,You should stop by someday and take a look,I asked if I could have another beer in which I did and drank it kind of fast,He said yeah she likes it when I walk around wearing one of her panties,wow this is really getting good so I asked for her phone number and she gave it to me and told me her address which was only 5 blocks from the lake. She said after a bit you should stop over for some more beers,will barbecue..